Yes I do! My boyfriend’s in the stars. His name is Orion and he has a nice belt. Likes to show off his junk!
Why do they have stretch marks under their eyes? It’s called concealer!
My nips are having a field day that I wasn’t invited to chaperone.
Hojoto - hoe!
Chi Chi and Chik Chik!! Give me that sweet ques!
My ancestors are rolling in their graves like rotisserie chickens right now.
There should really just be pictures of cats on Saturday night programming. I mean, think of the people who are at home, watching tv, on Saturday nights.
I love how people congratulate themselves for getting through two months together. You lasted as long as a flu.
I’m gonna comb down my arm hair. It’s really soft today. I’m glad I brushed it out.
Dude, my eyebrows look like weird tadpoles or some shit.